HARD FACTS OF FACE BOOK I LEANRT.

-Facebook is kind of like prison. You spend all day staring at walls and getting poked by people you don’t know.

-Face your problems, don’t facebook them.

 -Facebook, what book? Slutbook? They need to call this F-ckbook. Picture looking good, but in person…Yuckbook. Hellbook, Tellbook, bitches can’t Spellbook. Hate behind your back, but in person wish you Wellbook. Glitchbook, Snitchbook, Fake Family Listbook. Posting on her page, stealing your Bitchbook. Rudebook, Feudbook, tell your every Movebook. Don’t ever need T.V. sh-t is here – Newsbook!

 -Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, who the hell are you?

-Facebook: helping you spy on people one click at a time.

- Facebook should change it from ‘Friends’ to ‘People I’ve made eye contact with’.

-You don’t have to like me, I’m not a Facebook status.

-Facebook says we’re ‘Friends’ but, trust me, I wouldn’t hesitate to punch you in the freaking face!