Sunday 11 November 2012

what's your own myth?



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“On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.”
- H. Allen Smith
“Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday’s code”
- Dan Salomon
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!”
“Monday is the root of all evil.”
“I’ve come to the conclusion that Mondays last 50% longer than the other days [each].”
- Turtle Dundee
“I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday”
“And according to a recent study we conducted, Monday has been voted “Least Popular Day of the Week” 176 years in a row.” 
“I say we take every Monday off.”
“If only one of the presidential candidates would make it part of his platform to do something about making Monday part of the weekend. I think he would get a lot of votes”
- Thomas Wayne
“I may look calm and collected when I stroll in to work on Monday, but really, I’ve killed all my employees in my head like 3 times.”
“Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear…’Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.”
“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”
“They should make Mondays illegal.”
“Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday so close to Monday?”
“I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and half of Friday.”

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